This morning's coffee

tastes like burnt hotdogs smell AND taste. Gross. I'm still going to drink it, though.

Venus 8 Grain Mediterranean Delight Crackers

taste like paint smells. (Tip: Martha R. and Abby H.)

Malt Vinegar

tastes like feet smell. (Tip: Amanda D.)

Emergen-C Bone Health

tastes like the spawn of berry Chapstick and soap might smell.

Whole Foods' 365 Ginger Ale

tastes like Band-Aids smell.